After the wreckage from the "Margarita session" of FemmeCon had been cleaned up, the court cases settled and apologies issued, it became clear that Fauxcon had tapped into a hitherto unforeseen need. The need for gamer widows to go completely nuts while their partners went off gaming.

Although the photos from that session are still the subject of a restraining order, we can tell you that those quiet, shy, dark-haired and glasses-wearing girls become raging bisexual exhibitionists once they have two or three mixed drinks in them. The sights that the event organisers found themselves exposed to would turn a priest.

Now fully aware of this untapped need to expose their inner selves, Fauxcon presents GamerGirlsGoneWild - a wild party on the Saturday night at Yarrawonga on the lake, away from any prying eyes and the delicate sensibilities of country pub owners. While the WarHammer and D&D4e release keep the boyfriends at bay, these devils-in-blue-velvet will be going completely nuts.

Tequila lay-backs, fruit tingles, long island ice tea - you name it, if it gets people vomitingly drunk and completely inhibition free in the shortest amount of time, the bartenders will be making it. And the Doctor is In when it comes to music - DJ Doctor Gustav will be pumping out beats carefully designed to encourage lonely lasses left lingering by the gaming guys to get their gear off.

But wait, there's more - gamer oriented minigames to compete for prizes and drink cards! Guess my Charisma! Heroes and Barmaids! Hide the Dice! Shortsword or Bastardsword! Junkfood Gobble! Squash the Goblin!

Entry is $5 for women, $50 for guys. By entering this event you are agreeing that Fauxcon and/or its agents is given permission to use video footage taken during the session in merchandise or marketing material. 18+ only. Dr Gustav is not a real doctor.

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Plans updated: 15 February 2007