«Slimsoft type #56 subcortical telecommunications "black box" recording. Retrieved from the overdone remnants identified as CyberBeef MechIntelligence Scout Porterhouse, the only uncorrupted recording from Unit #A92/X after the failed raid on FauxMeat Intelligence Labs.»
| «recording begins» | "Control, this is Porterhouse. Enemy sausage spotted at a range of 200m. Skin brown, but consistency all wrong." | |
| «interference» | "...repeat, have not spied vegeburger tanks despite existing intelligence. Moving to second delta point." | |
| «silence» | "Goal reached. Releasing bbq sauce grenades." | |
| «gunfire» | "Shit, control this is Porterhouse. Mignon is down, repeat Mignon is down. Request air support from Chicken Wings. ... shit, its not the tanks, its..... | |
| «recording ends» |
In the world of Meat Products, there is only war. Cold clammy lumps of animal flesh give their all against the potato and soy mockeries of food.
Players are expected to bring their own basic troops (up to 2kg of anything but marinated pork). Additional specialist troops will be provided by the organisers. Points will be awarded for speed of assault, for most interesting marinade and best cut. Points will be deducted for presliced products.
Players will only be expected to eat fallen opponents in the Grand Finale.