Read dictionaries as a kid? Start flame wars on obscure newsgroups?

Prove yourself! In the most macho event at all of FauxCon.

Million Dollar Spelling-Bee-Ness!

Here's your chance to go mano-a-mano with other Con goers in the most vicious, testosterone laced event on earth!

Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!

Show off, thrash your friends and pick up great prizes in the million dollar neuron-busting brain blaster!

A fully death defying quiz for those not afraid of permanent psychological injury

The winner will be awarded a 1st Ed copy of Werewolf, a framed copy of d20 Corum cover, and the decapitated head of the runner up.