"May I remind you that bin Laden is a PRISONER in this camp? I know he doesn't act like one!"

Osama Bin Laden had been captured and imprisoned by the US Government in "Southern Taliban Aggressor Lockup And Guardhouse 13" .

"Dismissed. Oh yes. Praise Jesus."

But every night he and the other freedom fighters use their tunnels and secret entrances to help the Underground continue their glorious stand against the infidels - all under the nose of Colonel Bush and Sergeant Powell.