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"Now remember girls - prostitution is the world's oldest profession, and we must strive at all times to be professionals."

Four hard working girls strive to XXXXX on XXX with a XXXXXXX XXXXX in XXXXXXXXX XXXXX, two XXXXXXXXXXX XXX of XXXX, against the combined XXXXX XXXX with ferrets XXXX XXX. XXXXX XXX XX X save Christmas?

* Blurb redacted by the conorgs in order to permit publication.

Adult Content: X Characterisation: 4
Seriousness: 2 - Some Live Action components