The South Nimbin Womyn's Pantheistic Spiritual Collective that Stole Christmas

A single session Big Teeth, Small Conscience scenario

336 A.D. Roman Emperor Constantine, the first Christian emperor, sets the date for the celebration of Christ's birth in an effort to subvert existing festivels.
12thC A.D. Christmas surpasses Easter as the most important religious festivel of the year.
Dec 13, 2001 A.D. Kevin Black, out of work local mechanic, is employed as a Santa for the local SSW. He spends some hours out the front of the store, ringing his bell and chanting "ho ho ho". At 3.23pm it is discovered that he is missing. There are no witnesses.
Dec 15, 2001 A.D. Several thousand dollars worth of Christmas decorations disappear from Main St. They are later discovered in a dumpster, having been ignited with a petroleum based accelerant.
Dec 18, 2001 A.D. South Nimbin Womyn's Pantheistic Spiritual Collective claim responsibility and issue demands - all evidence of Christian solstice celebration must be removed from the streets or they will go live on community television and publically execute "Santa".
Seriousness5Characterisation4
Rules Knowledge1Adult ContentR
Contains religious concepts some players may find distressing

A "I have quirks, you have issues, he needs help" production.