"Look at them, wandering around, looking lost, never knowing what to do unless you tell them. Sure they have jobs, they have lives, and can even drag their sorry asses out of bed in the morning, but if you didn't remind them to eat, or dress themselves, they'd starve to death, or get arrested. You always have to get new modules for them to play in too."
"Pffft, players..."

The Freeform

A single session game for 1 GM who desires the repetitive tedium of reminding a group of players to shower, go to work, eat, sleep, and breathe.